WHAT YOU WILL FIND HERE
* My songs
and Essays
* Whimsical Word-
play
* Rampant, disjointed speculation
* The times &
life of an American Boomer
* Absurd humor
& playful sarcasm
(weeee!)
* Naked Cheerleaders. Not really, but just by inserting
those words, I will get thousands more visitors
* My Band, ST. MAD
Homepage |
WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT
* Learn your fate
* Burn off excess brain cells
* Start a new religion based on me
* Print out your favorite parts and eat them
* Stare at the screen until you achieve Nirvana
* Look for hidden messages (Hint: there are none)
* Order my NEW CD,
A
Force of Nature |
THE
PURPOSE OF THIS SITE:
* TO ENTERTAIN....
inspire, & provoke. To share my thoughts and works
with others and exchange ideas. To have creative conversation
with the world. It will contain just about every thought I've
had worth keeping. If you root 'round, I hope you'll find some
worth keeping, too.
* To be an advocate for art & media that speaks to
the interests of my boomer generation
* To present my creative endeavors
(musical & literary) in the context of the whole person (tastes,
philosophies, experiences, etc.). so that, in a sense, there
is just one consistent, efficient, and symmetrical piece of work
- ME (how tidy) |
Who is it for? Word fans / Kind, fun-loving,
imaginative folk
. Who is it not? Devil worshipers
/ Cannibals / Evil Robots |
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I do all my own virtual stunts
* Beware false Jimbobs! I am the one
* All entries are profound unless otherwise indicated
* Come, walk a mile in my pants |
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Most entries are short, so you can come
& go quickly
I joke about drinking ('cause I don't do
it anymore), but drinking & driving is NO JOKE |
Official
Cop-Out: If some of my jokes sound cruel, be advised they
are intended to be funny by dint of their sheer absurdity.
I wish no one any harm, and more importantly, I do not wish to
be harmed |
| PLEASE .. Don't take anything here seriously (except the serious
stuff) |
| The
evolution of this site: I will add new material as
time permits, until I am a spent, vapid shell. I hope to some
day have audio samples of all of my songs available on the music
page. Please come back from time to time, and share
your thoughts with me if you're so inclined. |
GUARANTEE
1. This site
will grow hair on your mind or your money back
2. If you find nothing here that makes you smile, simply send
me proof (ship's log, note from God, etc.), and I'll mail you
a nice piece of pie. |
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WARNING : This site contains
heavy items. Metaphysical underwear required. Some entries may
also contain tiny grains of truth. If this is a problem (ie,
you're in denial), consult with your Guru (take a walk together,
hold hands, feed the ducks) |
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UNILATERAL DISCLAIMER: I did
not ask to be born, and am therefore not responsible for the
consequences of anything (real or imagined) that I say or do. |