> The devil is a virus
> Thank God for God
> God has no religion
> God doesn't make rules
> We are God to computers
> God is the power company
> God has multiple personalities (us)
> So, hell is a byproduct of freedom ?
> We know God is great - God told us so
> Sure, God is a concept, but so is human
> Do we come from Heaven ? Why leave ?
> We are each a trinity. Past, present, future
> Eve's apple was a placebo. Guilt did the rest
> No one knows more about God than you do
> We can't love ourselves, and neither can God
> God takes chances. The devil is afraid and controlling
> If God exists in our imagination, does God not still exist?
> If you trust your mind, then you believe in a higher power
> God has always been transmitting, we just never had receivers
> We're the creatures of the hour, but we're not the highest
power
> If there is a dog Heaven, shouldn't there then also be a
dog hell ?
> For me, faith means believing in the ultimate wisdom of
kindness
> Don't get me wrong, I like God. Some of my best friends
are God
> God is a floater in my mind's eye. Always running just ahead
of my gaze
> I'm a counter-agnostic. I don't believe that we can know
that God doesn't exist.
> To lure more patrons in, the Church has incorporated "the
Macarena" into the service
> A reading from Saint Pauls letter to the Flontanians; Yo
.. Flontanians . . how's it goin'?
> Could humans be wrong about God? Let's review our record;
flat Earth, center of the universe, . . Nah!
> You know how you tease your dog just to keep him from getting
bored - do you think God does that with us ?
> I don't like the concept of the afterlife as a place of
eternal rest. I don't want to spend eternity in a friggin' lounge
chair
> To say that humans are "made in God's image" is
to impliy that we are a finished product, rather than a process
spanning time and species
> Atheism is merely a reaction against theism, just as dogmatic,
but unoriginal, and a lot less imaginative. Imagine being defined
by what you DON'T believe!
> I don't think religion (as generally practiced) is all that
spiritual. It is an attempt to reconcile our reason with the
incomprehensible. It only springs from a rational mind. Love,
on the other hand, springs from all types of minds (and bodies)
> God is a single strand of hair grown infinitely long, and
combed to resemble a full head . Other analogies would be; a
computer with a single, super-fast processor that appears to
be doing many tasks at once, or a play in which God performs
all the parts, but jumps between them so rapidly as to appear
like separate individuals
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> God called while you were out (cold), and lft the
following messages ; Tag, you're it /
> I have trouble with the idea of Heaven as compensation for
pain and suffering. It cheapens our experience here on Earth
, and it implies a hierarchy of events ordered in time (ie, later
is better than sooner). Likewise, reincarnation has the same
flaws
> A question for Christians; Which moves you more, Jesus'
message of peace and love, or the fact that he's the son of God?
Would his message be less compelling if he were not the son of
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